@DarthVeel "Thats because your a fucking idiot." Ironic, since "Thats" needed an apostrophe, and you used "your" instead of "you're" (you are). Try harder.
The best comedian ...( 3 months ago by SoniaJoRamiah)
The best comedian ever for stand up but I love Jon lajoie but he is a different type of co0medy
I memorized it( 3 months ago by SoniaJoRamiah)
I memorized it
lol don't be ...( 3 months ago by kawreaVII)
lol don't be drinking anything while watching this
good ol' george ...( 3 months ago by CEast)
good ol' george carlin heh
LIZARD SHIT.... ...( 2 months ago by PiccoloNamek)
LIZARD SHIT.... FUCK!
Array( 2 months ago by 0netnet0)
Ratshit, batshit, Dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot! Hooray! Lizard shit! FUCK!
I'v memorized this ...( 2 months ago by MermaidChild101)
I'v memorized this and sang it to my friend!! lmfao
"I dont know what ...( 2 months ago by RastafariPoet)
"I dont know what that means either" haha
WOW..only Carlin... ...( 2 months ago by LightOne61)
WOW..only Carlin...laughing my ass off!
@kawreaVII ...( 2 months ago by gregjohnston2k7)
@kawreaVII unfortunately i just took a sip of beer right before he started cheering
Horaaaayy, Lizard ...( 2 months ago by psychoracer200)
Horaaaayy, Lizard Shit, FUCK!!!
I respect this man ...( 2 months ago by zj0nzj0n)
I respect this man on a whole new level, however I have watched all his material and I have never laughed, not funny really, entertaining yes, but not comedy.
delightful cheer! ...( 2 months ago by anetchi)
delightful cheer! made me happy : )
what is the name of ...( 2 months ago by gitdembeans)
what is the name of this special?
hahaha half way ...( 2 months ago by SNguyz)
hahaha half way through i was like 'i hope he repeats it so i can memorize it' he read my fuckin mind
@gitdembeans carlin ...( 2 months ago by stormshadow227)
@gitdembeans carlin on campus
@zj0nzj0n no man, ...( 2 months ago by mtavares92)
@zj0nzj0n no man, this not only is entertaining, as it is funny because he knows people and how they behave. Some of his latest shows are meant to express that. Watch "Life is worth losing". its his best show. He talks about humankind in general and our greatest flaws, but never forgets to put it in a funny way, which is something that is not easyn to accomplish.. He was a unique man, "may god bless him!"
Array( 2 months ago by MatHrtxC)
@EmericaJRod if i ever sa
I miss this man :(( 1 month ago by TheDpower12)
I miss this man :(
i lost it when he ...( 1 month ago by SketchyPeenut)
i lost it when he went "I dont know what that means either"
@gitdembeans It's ...( 1 month ago by ToastmachineIdiot)
@gitdembeans It's called Carlin On Campus
I'm going to cheer ...( 1 month ago by 1000FeatheredOwl)
I'm going to cheer on a boys' teeball game at the YMCA this way. then when they go out for pizza I'll be singing "ratsh**, batsh**, dirty old tw*t, sixty-nine ***holes tied in a knot. hooray. lizard sh**. f***!"
Dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot!
Hooray!
Lizard shit!
FUCK!
he read my fuckin mind
Watch "Life is worth losing". its his best show. He talks about humankind in general and our greatest flaws, but never forgets to put it in a funny way, which is something that is not easyn to accomplish.. He was a unique man, "may god bless him!"
if i ever sa